When you try to parent Liam...

When you give Liam a plate of food for dinner he's gonna want something else or none at all...

So you'll bargain and reason with no luck at all...

And when you try to reason with Liam you'll be wondering if the 'lights are on'...

And then he'll either be really cute or really irritating and you'll let him get down from the table...

Then he will go to bed. And if he goes to bed hungry you can expect him to ask for something...

He'll wake you from your slumber as you are just dozing off with a shrill cry for someone to come to his rescue and snuggle him...

And you'll think, as you settle in to snuggle him back to sleep, 'oh how nice to snuggle my little boy'

Within 5 minutes he'll be loudly demanding cereal and in sheer panic that he'll wake the girls you'll send him down to his daddy that is watching Lost...

And his daddy will feed him...

And then his daddy will fall into a deep slumber...

So then Liam will go through his daddy's wallet and pull everything out...

And when he's bored of that he'll roam the house...

He'll wake his mommy from the best sleep she's had in a long time and confuse her so much that she'll actually think it's morning and will continue to let him roam around.

He will destroy his sisters room. Wake up Faye for a second time (you a 4th) and turn on the lights and loudly demand more cereal...

So you'll look at your phone to see the time and much to your surprise it's only 2am.

You'll consider putting him in his bed but you know it will only result in a screaming fit that will wake up Olivia...

So you'll take him to daddy and let his daddy deal with him because there is a hungry tired baby in your bed that needs your attention...

So then he'll get more cereal and he'll watch tv and maybe just maybe he'll fall asleep...

I'll let you know...





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